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I would like to submit white as a terrible car color. My mom drove a 1998 white mercury sable for a bit of time. That might be the ugliest car ever made.

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

He cares now I bet.

weird how I prefer reading about Eve Online than actually playing Eve Online

Now playing

LOL. How else would the world know that you had Pumps! I still remember watching Dee Brown pump up his Pumps at the 1991 Slam Dunk Contest.

Do I need to read the previous 450 Books to understand Fahrenheit 451, or can I just jump in with this one?

It’s region blocked in the UK, so they aren’t directly competing. BBC worldwide do the licensing for this kind of stuff.

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.

No shit. Incredibly annoying guy.
*deliberately sets up a stunt, knowing exactly what will happen*
“OHHHH MYY GOOOOOOOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED”

The most “liked” comment is a profanity laced attack on someone who made a fairly benign comment. This website has devolved into a cesspool and should have died off with gawker.

Yea, I almost always turn it off. Even if it weren’t full of hot garbage, the thing moves to fast to helpful. Got better things to do than watch the Internet’s subconscious dry heave into a chat window.

That’s why Ferrari will not go full electric.

Also why Ferrari should go full electric.

Gawker Gizmodo Media’s new slogan!

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

They wanted to create an animatronic instead of a sock puppet which is fitting because star citizen’s flavor is realism. Gamers won’t “get it” because gamers really only drool and clap their hands at any thing that is edited together with a rock song.

you need to be on team under puncuate

I one day plan to write that story!

I’ve never seen any literally brain damaged animals go around in circles at 200mph. I have witnessed literally brain damaged commenters post on Jalopnik though. Literally.

His clone probably wrecked him.