I was not looking forward to the Hasbro Cinematic Universe at all and I have, frankly, become pretty lukewarm about film adaptations in general.

I’ve never seen one of those before. That is SO COOL!

I does, considering the fact that we’ve only had Rick & Morty for four years and 30ish episodes.

But don’t ever wish! ‘Cause you know how often wishes come true.

I was dignosed with herpes last year so I parachuted into western Iraq to fight ISIS. It worked and now I am cured!

My reaction upon reading the article headline: “Blatantly racist jewelry? C’mon.”

You know, I wouldn’t mind if there was some $22 million joint NASA/NOAA/Air Force program to seriously study unexplained aerial phenomena. I just don’t like when it’s some contractors running around thinking they need secret clearance because they found ET.

Except these guys have never had a named driver. As the article pefectly explains, they had several anonymous Stigs, which they can’t do any more, then the American, which didn’t work for whatever reason, so now we have an unnamed driver. It’s always been that way. Why would anyone even question it?

I remember watching a video (from nerdwriter?) on Youtube that made the case that Snyder doesn’t actually write scenes (vignettes melding people and place in such a way as to seem like they could be “real”) or even care about characterization, he just strings together moments he thinks will be cool and/or emotive.

I’m a big fan of Korean variety shows so I’ve become a bit of a fan of Park Bo Young — she’s cheery, charming and cute — but I knew enough about how dismal K-dramas are to not even try watching this.

Marvel’s been referring to the multiverse since at least the 80s, though it retconned its existence to include earlier stories. (As DC did.) I always assumed that both DC and Marvel were influenced by Michael Moorcock in their decisions to give structure to their respective messes, though obviously I can’t be sure.

I wonder what that grade crossing signal is doing out in the middle of that field?

I hope the world appreciates the gift you have given it.

I hope the world appreciates the gift you have given it.

This is exactly why most great stories need to be saved from sequels and prequels. A great uncertain ending is given certainty. Mystery solved. Fuck us all.

I don’t watch the show — ‘cause when I tried to early on I thought it sucked — but this at least makes sense to me. Judge the show on its own merits rather than its connection to a series of movies that, when they themselves are judged collectively, are of dubious quality.

If I were trying to legitimize my sport, I’d take a zero-tolerance stance on match fixing.

You might be safer with the National Guard.

“They’re willing to overlook unreadable, error-filled blogs for the personalities they enjoy, even if they complain that the presence of investors and an actual CEO might force the website would have to tuck in its shirt, fix its hair, and stop cracking rape jokes.”

Except that Jaws says in his tweet that he compiled the data himself and there is no reason not to believe him, unless you think two reasonanle humans can’t both count to thirty. So Fahey may have been the originator of the stat but he’s not even being specifically quoted by Jaws in the cases cited above.