I’ve never seen one of those before. That is SO COOL!

But don’t ever wish! ‘Cause you know how often wishes come true.

I was dignosed with herpes last year so I parachuted into western Iraq to fight ISIS. It worked and now I am cured!

My reaction upon reading the article headline: “Blatantly racist jewelry? C’mon.”

Except these guys have never had a named driver. As the article pefectly explains, they had several anonymous Stigs, which they can’t do any more, then the American, which didn’t work for whatever reason, so now we have an unnamed driver. It’s always been that way. Why would anyone even question it?

I wonder what that grade crossing signal is doing out in the middle of that field?

If I were trying to legitimize my sport, I’d take a zero-tolerance stance on match fixing.

You might be safer with the National Guard.

“They’re willing to overlook unreadable, error-filled blogs for the personalities they enjoy, even if they complain that the presence of investors and an actual CEO might force the website would have to tuck in its shirt, fix its hair, and stop cracking rape jokes.”

Except that Jaws says in his tweet that he compiled the data himself and there is no reason not to believe him, unless you think two reasonanle humans can’t both count to thirty. So Fahey may have been the originator of the stat but he’s not even being specifically quoted by Jaws in the cases cited above.

I’m not sure I buy that Anthem voice chat. Why isn’t anyone telling me off because I suck?

Turns out the flip side of “Ok so, NFL player doing a good deed story” is “turns out, NFL player doing a bad deed story.” 

You don’t see color but you describe people, in the most offensive way possible, by their color.

LA would become the worldwide center for supercomputing.

Better to be in the grays forever than having to kiss Ballaban’s ass to get out, if that’s what happened.

I thank God for dealer-specced green cars (or any other color, really) just to break up the monotony of the endless parade of horrible black, white and gray/silver cars I see.

I want the job as the person who constructs the “timely” metaphors linking every single fictional dystopian fictional setting with Trump’s America. It’s a booming business.

Not sure people like this think things through.

It’s only fair.

I’ve been playing Pati Games “Dragon Heroes” for over a year and every month I spend $3.99 on the scarcest of the game’s in-game renewable currency (rubies).