Gawker Gizmodo Media’s new slogan!

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

They wanted to create an animatronic instead of a sock puppet which is fitting because star citizen’s flavor is realism. Gamers won’t “get it” because gamers really only drool and clap their hands at any thing that is edited together with a rock song.

you need to be on team under puncuate

I one day plan to write that story!

I’ve never seen any literally brain damaged animals go around in circles at 200mph. I have witnessed literally brain damaged commenters post on Jalopnik though. Literally.

His clone probably wrecked him.