Probably, but smarter minds than mine work on stuff like that. I just looked at it as one more thing on the battlefield that was out to kill me.

That was a Socialist light pole, Comrade.

This is a larger systems problem that cuts across all technology. Computer software and web sites have been using “I agree” gates to force users to (supposedly) read huge blocks of unintelligable legal text for the better part of three decades. And, of course, users quickly learn to click the button as fast as…

I blame Tesla for calling something “Autopilot” when it is in fact, just adaptive cruise control that keeps you centered in the selected lane.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Driving with a deliberately obstructed view— the obstruction being the whole other side of the planet.

Not exactly a new build, but Coors Field is a pretty good deal - comparatively- compared to what’s been going on lately. 0.1% sales tax which was retired after the initial $ for construction was raised. Stadium owned by the Metropolitan Stadium District with the Rockies paying (minimal) rent. Now they just signed a…

He just had stereotypical fake outrage. Both of them were playing characters and neither seemed like real people.

You are right. They are dumb. Anyone who uses “soft” to deride something is probably a fucking dipshit. And I like Maddon usually.

How nice of that Ford Edge to move forward and finish off the injured parties.

Considering the Mets’ depleted-ass lineup, ‘anonymous players’ may literally be true, i.e. who the fuck is this guy in a Mets uniform talking to me?

Who is this Mike Brewer guy? Is he the not-funny one that I fast forwarded past to get to more Edd China segments?

Say what you will, but that orangutan is a huge improvement in Indy. He surely wouldn’t trade a first for Trent Richardson.

So they’re taking the “stop hitting yourself” defense against Dao? Seems legit.

“My name is Werner Brandis. My voice is my pass”-DAMMIT!

You won’t have it on long. Well it depends. I say that mostly cause of HEAT!!!! CONS give off an INSANE amount of heat! So many people around!

Inconsistency in general. Speed, lane integrity etc.

The Javascript programmer in me is upset that somebody put a NaN in the middle of this string.

Ha. “I noticed the grass on the fairway was freshly mowed and someone had put a lot of work into it. I saw that, instantly- and I saw it before- it just looked really well manicured. I didn’t want to hit the fairway and mess up all that hard work. I pull hooked it and erred on the side of not hitting the fairway,…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.