Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.

For this to be accurate, the cart would have to be before the horse.

Take out enough of them and economies of scale applies?

The only thing that would’ve been more obvious would be if he said, “Tony Gilroy is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

It helps to remember that all this irrational gnashing of teeth and hurled invective is over a watch.

FitBit didn’t buy the company. It bought some company assets. Why are people so pissed at FitBit?

That same thought crossed my mind. She looks like Emo-Tep.

Just seeing another negative post about this company makes me sad

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Right - I understood what was meant, but my objection is to the completely idiotic neologism. Are stuffed animals now vegan animals? Because it’s exactly that fucking dumb.

That sounds like some kind of suicide mission.

And they got back the right Batman

I’m not thrilled with the design — but THANK YOU GOD MARK HAMILL IS THE JOKER! Best voice of all time!

The writing on this article is deeply frustrating and amateurish. An interesting story ruined by the persistent and irritating use of bad writing ‘techniques’. Which is a shame because the writing, when the writer forgets to use some silly trick, is fine and readable. For example just count the use of colon’s in the…

We better not go to war against Dubai then .

I took the test and I got this

I would pay good money to see a racing series in which you could use these on your opponents.

I hate to be the one, but when you say humans never lived there, and in the very next paragraph you describe the structures humans lived in... just, look, if someone’s gonna tee one of these up, I’m gonna swing at it.

When these pads are needed for climbing, the geckos can them.