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"Suspending Zach Randolph? Good luck!"

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

That Plies song is so worthless he should change his name to

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

As Vin Baker can tell you, it's all downhill once you lose your first sponsor.

And this is why people like Sterling get away with stuff like this. Because of peanut sized attention spans.

"No, you idiot! That's how you shoot a free throw!"

[gets ready to write another installment about the stars of the exciting sport of marathon running]

This is a huge misunderstanding. They did meet Derrick Rose. He's just below frame collapsed on the ground.

Be a woman?

How far can you punt a football?

That's actually his name.

That's actually his name.

NBA Player: [Takes a swing at his opponent]

That would be the most vanilla, yet fundamentally sound, gay sex ever.