So you hit and then dance, not dance and then hit. I guess I just don't get baseball.

Bargnani: This man has never coached? Is terrible hire.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

GAME 2 INJURY REPORT:

Child: [Sees Chris Andersen]

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

SO THE BLACK GUYS ARE THUGS, EH TOM?

I thought the decision was fucking stupid, too. But at least it benefitted the Boys & Girls Club.

Let's zoom in on that patch:

He's right. If the public had gotten wind of this, there might have been a few rounds of debate. And, as we've learned, the Braves almost never make it past the first round.

Oh man, can't believe I missed that joke.

Adam Silver: Dick, we're so happy to have you in the League! And with your basketball experience, it's a perfect fit!

The closest translation to Aramaic I've been able to find lists homosexuality (in Leviticus, anyhow, where a host of laws are introduced) as an abomination, rather than a sin.

Pha, a phonetic spelling of a popular Vietnamese soup made from beef

Oh, well you can understand why a captioner might not be able to understand slurred words.

Gilbert is just mad that Hibbert is trying to steal his nickname.

"Suspending Zach Randolph? Good luck!"