Rest assured, Tom, you're not the only one who has issues with a Dell product. Ever tried commenting using an Inspiron?

What is Gawker?

The best way to get through the store with your kids without them melting down? The word "no."

well it couldn't have ended up worse than Dan Marino's idea to kill 15 minutes in the studio a few years ago.

Shouldn't this say Chechnya?

Pictured: New York Post's front page for tomorrow's edition highlighting the probable location of the suspect.

Very true. At least they seem to be pausing and confirming facts first. Something their parent-site Gawker should have been doing overnight, although granted, news was coming in left and right. I guess I had hoped some would have learned from Monday. DS has been on point all week.

Now that Chechnya, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and Dagestan (whatever that is) are involved, is anyone else starting to get the sense that this may all be an elaborate "Borat" routine?

Roger Goodell won't swing his shithammer at the Browns organization because he's afraid it'll get absorbed and he'll lose it.

You actually drink a lot more than you think. You already have 3 kids.

Wow. Maybe she really *is* gonna be the next Wilt Chamberlain.

The Jets still have a first round pick, right? 9th overall. Yea that's where I predict the shit guy goes.

sources say one is already being hyped as a standout #2 back.

Fruit.

Worst Benny Hill episode ever.

That's not hazing, that's just life in Oakland

I haven't seen a set of wheels this broken since Friday night versus the Lakers.

It's really sad that I am so far down on the societal ladder that I can't even begin to imagine the amount of money, power, and ass-kissing you would have to get to grow into this absolute mushroom cloud of dick-riddled douchery.

That's definitely the Shane McMahon "cut the music" gesture.

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