It's been a crummy day. That literally made me laugh out loud and made this day a little better.

How do you do it?! Just how?! +1

Hey, Michael, the ump is throwing GUM, not GUMBS.

To be fair, most people enjoy their job more than I do.

I would have spit out my coffee if I was drinking.

You think Simmons or his people will respond to your article from this morning? Some of the comments (check out @dosfu) seem like they're coming from a very personal place.

One more thing - "He's famous for turning a local blog into being one of the most visible writers in the world."

Thanks for the insight, Bill/Zach. 'preciate.

Hysterical.

Two things:

She trying to get the Quipe?

UPSIDE INSIDE OUT! POP'S LIVING LA VIDA LOCA!

I can't believe that took me as long as it did.

So many porn jokes! Red Rocket? Ball bouncing off his face? The tip came at about 90 miles per hour?

It was great how he looked up for a brief second (maybe to make sure the ref was watching?) then starts writhing around. Pathetic.

Is this a bus route?

Family harassing you for money > Playing for the Cowboys?

Never understood why that video starts with his brick though.

Spit all over my keyboard. Thank you. +1