It was specified after you referred to him as #2 all time. The disclaimer could be moved to the first paragraph for clarification.

And that’s why SNL will get away with it, but it’s pretty clear to me someone at SNL sifted that turd from YouTube and polished it up real nice for NBC. It’s far too specific and stupid an idea for two people to come up with it independently.

You are there to answer some damn questions.

I watched Conan religiously after his screwage by NBC, out of sheer support. But I soon realized that I didn’t care much about the actual talk show portion. So I’d cut it off after the funny bits if the guests didn’t interest me. A couple years back I went on vacation and took Conan off the DVR so other things…

Can they please take the evidence from this episode and keep Alec Baldwin gone? the Ingraham-Pirro spoof was funnier than anything he’s done in ages

There was a play, I forgot who was involved...but the defender breaks through, hugs the QB who has the ball...lets go...and the QB gains a yard or two on a scramble.

I don’t mean to bring people down on the weekend, but at this point, it’s still more likely he gets reelected than impeached.

People from Chicago have otherworldly luck. "According to Jim" got eight seasons, for fuck's sake!

“Now let’s go foreclose on some houses!” - Dan Gilbert

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

In the tournament that they call the The Big Dance

cut bait also means to cut the line, cutting the bait off the rod. Basically disengaging from the situation. Either works with this expression

That’s crazy. The only piece of sports memorabilia I could imagine paying that much for would be the jersey Mark Sanchez wore during the Butt Fumble.

I come for the sports dong, but I stay for the endless updates on mediocre Eastern conference basketball teams.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Still not as bad as Dodge using MLK to try to sell trucks.

USAG: Are you sure you want all of our resignations?

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Your reply would have been funnier if you said she became legendary for filing a law SUIT.