Wrong. Philly fans are almost as insufferable as Boston fans and they’ve never fucking won anything in the past 30 years, besides one world series. If Philly teams had anywhere near the success of Boston teams, we’d have to nuke Philly to shut them up.

Fuck outta here with this take

FUCK YOU.

Counterpoint - fuck Duke

Wrong!

Agreed. No way does the NFL want to get stuck in that quicksand.

As much as I love Pulisic and watching the USMNT do well, it seems incredible that the cross/pass for the second goal got through. Atrocious, almost match-fixish, defending by that Panamaniac center back in front of Altidore who just watched the cross go past him without trying to clear it out of play.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

The most athletic Jordan-related move ever made on a baseball field.

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

My dad always had to play the water level for me in TMNT.

It’s like the NBA equivalent of the Redman episode of Cribs.

I don’t know that “deriding” is the right word here. In fact, if I’m in the park on a Wednesday, I could see eating a good dozen of these.

Fathers be good to your ballers

*receives pink slips*