spurriersslowlips
SpurriersSlowLips
spurriersslowlips

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

What if the car’s been vandalized because it used to belong to a college basketball player’s ex-girlfriend? Where’s that CGI fox wearing a T-shirt?

She went to Taft. It was her safety school.

That’s former PGA champion and occasional Champion’s Tour participant Steve Elkington subtweeting Rory McIlroy

A slow-building routine, but you nailed the landing. 9.6

worth the payoff

Holy shit that was boring.

What I really enjoy about that question is that it’s basically a “talk about” prompt, but phrased as a question.

Because you punch up, not down.

big idiot’s beef

Fuck the Pens.

In the first week of April, the LPGA held its first major of the year. There were two posts published about it, mostly about the Lexi Thompson incident.

Yeah, I caught that after, too late the change it. I plead lack of sleep. ‘Struth.

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

Producer: Good God!

Jim Hughson is the worst goddamn play-by-play guy in hockey.

woof

Smart move by majoring in anthropology, now an WNBA starting salary will actually look attractive.

Very Shakespearean.