The end. Everything fits in the end.

Donald: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the…

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

If you look closely at that spot, there’s a sign that reads “Tim Tebow slept here.”

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

...the winger scored on a two-on-one breakaway...

I don’t get it, Samer. Are you suggesting that the bandages are covering up a receding hairline?

Unfortunately, this was still the best drive of the Rams’ season...

What was the first rule again?

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

The goat leg is good, but the pig face is really where it’s at.

Don’t you mean A Tribe Called Kvetch?

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

Yup. These are my viewer.

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

He’s a good teen

You probably wind up spending that much anyways by living that long.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

I saw that joke coming and still immensely enjoyed someone opening the door and letting you walk through it.