Thanks NFL for making me click through four different times just to watch the video. Ain’t nothing snappy about that.

All fans are a bunch of bandwagon-riding classless assholes.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

I can not tell you how much Temecula’s stock just went up in my mind that it doesn’t have a Whole Foods.

Um yes. If somebody throws something at you, you’ve been attacked, and should respond.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

I think my favorite is “Jimmy Garoppolo.”

Yes, and also the best QB employed by the team ;) (Weinke face)

McCourty is a smart dude (and a fellow Rutgers alum.)

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

Sorry to be this guy, but the phrase is “buried the lede”.

This is the Carolina Panthers of jokes. It sucks, but people still think its a winner.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

Well, Redford, your opening sentence certainly falls under the ‘WHIMSY’ tag.

Yeah, the pilot is one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen.