Take this fear-mongering anti-science gibberish and shove it up your tiny peehole Kotaku. PokemonGO is an outdoor game, and like it or not the pandemic is in severe decline in the US; we either follow the science and get back to living life or we wallow far longer than is justifiable because we need to out-virtue…

Damn fucker, are you really that stupid?

Damn it’s sad to see people so desperate for validation that they cream their jeans at a videogame that allows them to be both a fat slob and participate in and win at effectively the “who’s the least fat and slobbish in the world” competition. Does it let you create a quadruple amputee and still play basketball?

Thank you. I never expected to actually enjoy an article on Kotaku.

Damn, you’ve thought about that a lot and it’s still fucking stupid false dichotomy. To say ‘life’ is worth protecting legally at X stage is only illogical if you force it to be framed the exact same way in every situation. Ofc a fetus isn’t legally the same as a grown human. Shit, a child isn’t legally the same as an…

Boy, having a job is hard :(

Damn Patricia, are you that fucking stupid? Are they in it for the money? What the fuck? Then you link to this shit?

You fucking hot-take hack. Write about something real or stop, this is just sad.

Damn, I knew this was gonna get stupid but you’re really pushing the boundaries here.

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How does a predictable pattern if failure associated with specific hardware promote the idea that there’s anything nefarious happening beyond there being a fundamental issue with the hardware?

...who do you think missed this exactly? The only place I see a lack of coverage until this very moment was, well, Kotaku. I’m pretty sure a lot of people watched and saw a bunch of standard-fare indie games, none of which are particularly exciting and thus didn’t elicit a whole lot of social media hype.

Damn dude, you’re just fucking locked and loaded with the outrage.

Duhhh I’m a fat dumbfuck and can’t read a menu or order what I want how I want it and need a teenager paid minimum wage to say it real slow for me so I don’t poop my fat fuck adult diapers in rage because I got too much slop poured down my throat at the trough duhhhh waaaahhh *sploooort* LAWYER LAWYER HELP LAWYER

You know, YouTube has been a thing for about a decade and a half now. You can just watch stuff without paying to press a single button over and over again until the game ends.

lol Just for my own curiosity, how much is Microsoft paying for these articles?

That would require, you know, a full understanding of the thing being reviewed which would itself require a modicum of research and planning before shitting out an article about how he feels. This is a blog.

lol Comments on this shit like the dude flipped a board at some galactic chess championship. Calm the fuck down; Play it out, concede, or shut the game down, it all ends in a loss and nobody got hurt.

Ahh, the “he’s-doing-the-bare-minimum-so-leave-my-gajillionaire-alone-you-sicko” defense. Love to see it. Hope he sees this, king!

Woah, woah, WOAH. Are you criticizing a man who, born into exorbitant wealth and making over a million dollars a year for being a different flavored Joe Rogan, for saying he’s a socialist without actually personally doing anything whatsoever that would promote a socialist agenda besides saying it over and over and…