Video game news my dude, this is the content that people CRAVE!

I’d Google ‘reactionary’ before going any further in life.

Great, two hyper-wealthy dipshit streamers talking drivel at each other about being virtuous despite being two wealthy dipshits who honestly couldn’t give less of a shit about actually helping anyone ever. This is just another shitty flavor of the Paul v. Mayweather, and you’re running free advertising for it. Thanks…

I’m sorry, but... how does the fucking game play? The best way to not sound like an entitled PC gamer is to focus on the fucking game itself and not create a whole article with a clickbait headline to bitch about your resolution options and the fact that you have to use a controller to hit the start button the game.

Hey Luke, just out of curiosity; what the fuck practical difference would their intention make in this case? If it is commentary or isn’t, who the fuck cares and why? They can make a game with these themes, say that the game’s intent is ‘neutral’, and you can still get whatever the fuck it is you want to get out of it…

WoW sO rAnDoM lOl!!1!11###@1

Oh my god dude, please shut the fuck up.

So... what are you saying? FFVII needs to remain installed on the PS4 until Intergrade comes out? On the PS5? On both? Given that it’ll need to be installed assumedly on the PS5 anyway to play the xpac and that the PS4 ships with about a TB of internal storage (and effectively infinite external options), either way who…

Do these people pay for inclusion in this article every week? This is the most reliably braindead hacky fucked collection of nothingness every Sunday and I'm just confused as to why it's still happening.

This hovers violently between capitalizing on poor game design and simply putting something out there that players can take or leave; the former, which I strongly favored initially, appears a shitty thing to do, whereas the latter is just neutral. I’m coming around to the latter though. Who cares? The game is the…

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Complains the guy who blindly followed a link on Kotaku with credit card info at the ready. Caveat emptor, buddy.

Complains the guy who blindly followed a link on Kotaku with credit card info at the ready. Caveat emptor, buddy.

The incredible irony of Jezebel shitting on someone for a fluff piece about something that didn’t need explanation, no one cared about, and by someone with zero real qualifications is *chef’s kiss*.

You forgot about the sticker printing booths at your local Blockbuster, Mike. Printing those shits out and plaster them everywhere was the way you shared your art back in the day.

I did that to a kid at the PAX 2009 Peggle tournament. I watched him respectably take the top spot around 9a, then proceeded to spend the next three hours grinding it out and taking it myself.

Watching this kid weep and blubber about his Fowtnight made my fucking year.

Hahaha actual video game news goes unreported for years, gets a free paragraphs that are really just a link to an actual s publication's coverage of the story. This is why Kotaku sucks shitty nuts.

lmfao 4woke6me, gotta toss some mention of trans and non-binary discrimination in there just to be safe. Fucking idiots.

I pray Gawker turns into a subscription one day so I can be free of this hell.

Does your sycophantry know no bounds?