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An article promoting fear for no reason other than to promote fear in a subset of the population already unreasonably terrified of every little pinfall. Now that’s some good news!

Racism, sexism, ableism, classism, anti-Semitism, and gender discrimination have NO PLACE HERE, but GOD BE DAMNED if you’re going to take away my ageism!

“It’s also about sex, isn’t it?” Woodward asked.

This is actually a review of the hype around the movie, not a review of the movie itself; you’ll probably want to make that clearer in the title.

Fuck this idiocy.

How th... wha... how in the fuck can you believe that the kids don’t know where this came from?

I love this. I read that they had hugged, saw the hug itself, read why they hugged, and knew immediately that there would be a Root article bemoaning the fact that someone in a tough, racially charged situation had taken the higher ground and chosen to embrace mercy. Took about a day longer than I thought it would to

Classifying the reference as speculative is insane.

So what you’re actually saying is that the event isn’t perfectly optimized for your specific build and needs, and that RNG is RNG so you don’t always get what you want even when RNG numbers are tweaked a little.

Computer Runs Software, World in Awe

Your description of her appeal is a great summation of why streamer ‘culture’ is, beyond all its other multitude unbearable facets, just fucking sad. Goddamn.

Hahahahahahaha

What’s a Kotaku review without "important discussions?" These are video games, damnit!

The obligatory discussion of “problematic” issues is getting real stale, you fucking hack. Wow, someone in a fucked up dystopian wasteland referred to someone he doesn’t like as a bitch? They have their own term for little people and make fun of them? Chris Hardwick didn’t get cancelled for being in a mutually shitty

Way to be a piece of shit. You make the game really fun for everyone else, thanks.

Way to be a piece of shit. You make the game really fun for everyone else, thanks.

An indie studio that keeps reskinning the same game every 3-4 years, to uproarious applause and half a bajillion dollars each time, has good work-life balance? You don’t say. 

Pssst... watching people play video games is boring.

You missed Twilight Struggle.

This article is a prime example of what separates Kotaku from actual journalism. The news story here is “Blizzard Brings Back Recruit-a-Friend Program, Introduces New Rewards;” the news story is not that someone somewhere on the internet said something about it.

Garbage pandering content.