lmao The fuck are you talking about shittier? It’s the real thing rather than a glitchy, cobbled together mock-up. Faerlina queues aside, there are 0 things that private servers did better.

It’s rare that I am so specifically the target demographic of a game, but it feels like they’re making this at my request to my exact specifications and doing a great job.

You go out of your way to say the name of the product in all but two paragraphs (including the title of the article). Like, reread the first two specifically and tell me the second time you say “VooDew” doesn’t sound like someone trying to meet a target word-to-mention ratio.

Nathan’s anti-Steam boner MUST BE FED. Steam says something? REPORTED! Steam says nothing? REPORTED!

There are some weird gender / sexuality tropes in a Japanese dating sim? Wah wah wee wah, I can see why you’d be disappointed; no one would ever expect that!

Glad to see this getting some coverage finally, this was my favorite sleeper find of 2017.

Default belief absolutely means you immediately find the accused guilty. How can it not? You believe the accuser, but somehow that doesn’t mean you yet believe the other person did it? The fuck? What I’m sure you’re feeling is a nuanced and mature approach to the situation is actually just useless doublespeak to make…

This is quality archival footage that I, nor any of my Norm MacDonald / Pokemon-minded friends, had ever seen before. It’s a true find.

This is pretty fucking stupid, it should have just been reset. Actually, picks and bans should just be verbally confirmed by a third party prior to confirmation in game. The idea that you can actually misclick in bans / picks is fucking stupid, that’s just poor design.

That never happened, it was all manual using a lot of accounts.

Wow, over an hour! What a time commitment!

Pretty sure 300 is already on there, I watched it last week.

What the fuck is with the side advertisement for Swedish TV drama “Fartblinda.” Holy fuck I’m an infant, I’m dying.

Dude, their games fucking suck. It’s all just people still enamored by Psychonauts keeping this craptrain shuffling down the tracks.

Double Fine ruined itself long, long ago.

So you’re fully aware that what you wrote is misleading, yet you wrote it and aren’t changing it. Huh.

How the fuck did:

Not sure that dating two weirdos in your early 20's is analogous to being physically and emotionally tormented by your parents for the entirety of your childhood up until the point they kidnap you into a religious military school, but, ahh, I guess we all handle things differently.

Do you guys not even proofread the headlines before you upload this stuff?

They did you one better; they’ve now designed a game where it’s the only composition!