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Okay, so a link to a weird aggregator that has ~4 mentions of the story that all, for the most part, just link to the interview, is evidence that the internet is ‘exploding?’ There’s also nothing on there that would suggest that anyone is anything but entirely sympathetic to the fact she made only $12k. Like, where

The goodness / badness in faith of which you can definitely conclude on prior to understanding and considering all aspects of the side you feel you disagree with. I mean, look at that smug fuckin’ face in the last panel! She really showed that dumbass old white dude what was up with the Nazi slug!

If a Kotaku article isn’t obligatorily socially hyper-conscious, is it even a Kotaku article?

I hope that list is a joke!

Wow, a video game had a mildly interactive cutscene in it?! STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES WHAT THE FUCK. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LOSS CONDITION OH SHIT OH SHIT

Holy fuck, seven paragraphs? This is a headline and a gif and you wrote seven paragraphs of nothing to accompany it. Fuck me, dude.

I wish I got paid to browse Reddit and talk about it a week later.

How to write an article for Gizmodo in three easy steps!

Not sure this is what they had in mind when they asked you to write a review. Thanks for just about zero information you couldn’t get from just reading the spec list!

Alternatively, you don’t have to come to the comments section to see all the super-sad negi-vibes! I prefer that solution to your problem (and make no mistake, it is your problem)!

And on his headstone it shall read: “NOT IMPRESSED.”

Shhh, you’re interrupting the pitch. How'd you like it if someone came into your paid promotional testimonial and started talking about how far you're bending the truth?

Yes, it is. Nathan, as a professional writer, clearly doesn’t understand pretty basic diction. Hopefully being alerted to that fact will improve his writing in the future. Really, that’s all it should do. This isn’t someone REEEEEing their way into the comments section to correct a comment (though that might be just

And this is why we need to ban Hero. Is it the only reason? Who can say? But it certainly is a reason, and I’ll take it.

I came to this list for someone, anyone, to espouse the many evils of both the Boondock Saints and Moulin Rouge, so thank you for picking up that ball and taking it home. Fucking christ almighty, there are few worse films from any decade than those two piles of steaming shit.

What a horrifying splash image on that last video.

PAX will issue a statement eventually, and it’ll be content / fan base that did this. Is it shitty to do this to someone? Hell yeah. Is it obvious that this guy shouldn’t have been on the bill to begin with? Hell yeah.

Dude needs to chill the fuck out. It’s parody.

Can you fill all your holes with glue yet? Seems unsafe to release this without the option.

Yeah, this is just sad. And people wonder why they're mocked when this shit comes up.