It’s an exactly accurate portrait of this guy though. Who fucking cares if it represents some vague concept of general “mental illness.” It is what the fuck it is because that’s the character. mUh RePrEsEnTaTiOn.

God this is a stupid fucking discussion.

“Having already come to a conclusion about the issue prior to considering the issue, the truth of the matter is very clear indeed. Now where’s that person I assume will reinforce my conclusion?”

What a shittily balanced game.

Really confusing header plopped next to a picture of a Switch Lite; they aren’t interested in Switch ports. “Version” makes it sound like their customers don’t give a shit about Switch Lites.

First, as mentioned below there is a 99% probability that this has anything to do with Papa Roach themselves and everything to do with the venue. Kotaku headlines, everyone.

1. They weren’t playing dodgeball. Best practice in these situations is to actually read the police report before you write a stupid headline / article. The kid was playing because this game does not involve having shit thrown at you at high speeds.

I think Jay Connor trying (and failing) to steal Harriot’s style is the real story here. Equally irritating, but there’s no begrudged “ah, I guess he’s kinda right” at the end. Good try I guess.

Money corrupts everything. Yeah this is normal behavior and in no way should cause anyone a second thought, let alone bitch that this is somehow sexual or offensive, but it does and she knew it would. As Twitch is nothing more than the distilled monetization of attention-seeking, there is no way to understand if this…

Probably shouldn’t be playing smash with Joycons anyway.

Thrilling.

Nice Reddit repost. Journalism haaard.

This is the speed-run shit that makes it all worthwhile.

This would be a tragedy were it not for the fact that the goal of boxing is to induce brain damage in your opponent. Ah well.

Came here for this shitty bonehead comment, was not disappointed.

lmao Fucking Jorah Flenderson

I definitely didn’t get specific enough to fuck any of that up. Much like this article, it said stuff like “wow, that sure makes ya think doesn't it!” instead of informing anyone of anything.

This reminds me of a paper I once wrote on The French Revolution the night before it was due without actually performing any research.

So you spent multiple thousands of dollars on something that should cost ~1/2 that, didn’t read the T&C and skipped the pages at checkout that clearly detail the fact that you have to pay extra for any flexibility on your purchased tickets, went from 0 to Fucking Prick immediately to every customer service rep you…

Wow, more boring as fuck content for a boring as fuck game that was mildly innovative in 2007. Woooooo!