Must be a cold day in hell, because the Kotaku comment section on this is 10,000x more appropriate / bearable than the Reddit one. It’s incredible how self-serious this fucking scene is.

Thank you for the review; I would have bought this impulsively without it. Sounds like a watered down and underdeveloped version of a thousand other games.

Oh no, the wage gap has begun to affect our hyper-rich media overlords! I can’t believe one was paid more money than I will ever touch in my entire life, and the other was paid twice as much as more money than I will ever touch in my entire life!

“Inspired by.”

There ya go.

These lyrics look like they were put together by an AI designed to produce generic female rap about getting laid.

lmfao “Tiny millionaire spends excessive amount of money to make shitty movie, now qualified to give life advice via Twitter account handled by PR firm”

Timely; I stayed up way too late last night to capitalize on some very limited free time and got through both the ape fights. Not near the top of my favorite bosses mechanically as I’m farmore partial to the parry-intensive duel style, but certainly one of the cooler ones all things considered.

This article completely ignores the toxic nature of this shit. Fuck that idiocy, you’ve already beaten all those games; why are you still chasing their carrots?

No shit, that’s why AOC is absolutely no surprise to anyone nor is anyone checking her when she does things that are actively destructive. Y’all eat that shit up.

Dude, I’d love to see you do a write-up on what the clouds wherever you are look like right now. Or just get to read the verbatim results of you taking a Rorschach test. Or a play by play of what you saw in a float tank.

Forcing the rest of the world to conform to American norms isn’t an inherently good thing, regardless of how severe of a norm it is.

He included wannabe’s in there. There are plenty of yokels in the Republican party, too.

I was like “damn, they got to the end of article without mentioning he’s whi... Oh, nevermind. This hack is literally incapable of doing that.”

How is it weird? That word figures prominently in the original art.

How the fuck can you write that in earnest. Yeah, his badge doesn’t have it, but it’s kinda hard to miss.

Thank god.

Lori Loughlin, you’ve led a trite and meaningless life... and you’re a very bad person.

Don’t worry, she’s not a threat to society so she’ll just be able to forfeit her bail and do 10 hours of community service.