I read Procopious in college! He hated Theodora and Justinian with a passion. Procopious: making Herodotus look factual since 6th century.

Here’s the thing, as an adult looking back we are all aware of how low stakes a prom date or hell even prom are in our lives. Public marriage proposals are more irksome because of the higher stakes. You literally are pressured to say yes in a public setting to joining your life with a person for all eternity (in…