He's so dumb that he accidentally stumbled into the correct analogy "Should my bike be stolen if I leave it unlocked?" "No, the thief shouldn't steal."

That's not the message though. That's what she should have done. The message is that nobody else should shop there until Target gives in to her demands.

You know, it makes perfect sense now that you say it. If you're happy, you don't need them.

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OH!!!! Thanks for the correction to the correction...

I'll take it a step further...I'm a plus size guy. We have less available in general. I can't buy socks most of the time, and certainly not the exact type I want (there is no sense in even considering limiting brands). Shoes...shirts...I basically just shop online if I need something from most retailers.

If Target increases their plus size offerings, they'll have to cut back on other sizes. As you can see, they are already making sizes biggers...just not fast enough for this one lady.

Nah, ladies don't wear the stuff in fashion magazines to impress guys. That's something made very clear to us.

This isn't a reply to you, Dodai. But there is no other way to issue a correction and have it seen by Kara. There are going to be too many pendings for Kara to approve and see this.

It took you three weeks to come up with that?

Why would we throw in the towel with overall crime rates so low?

"By adamantly refusing to take a stance, then, Thought Catalog's editors are, in fact, taking a stance on the side of the hateful bigots whose opinions they validate with the "publish" button.

And Jezebel still hasn't figured out that Tracie Egan Morrissey is as problematic as anyone. Just yesterday, she posted an article about Disney Dude's Dicks, which of course had a brown guy whose dick went out of frame and Gaston, the biggest jerk, had a tiny one.

I like how she said it's all about confidence, as if every single woman doesn't have a time when they were trying to be as invisible as possible and got catcalled anyway.

No need. They're all attractive and nice, so they have tight, wet, perfectly shaped, well groomed pussies. They smell like the wind moving through a field of daffodils.

Damn, it would've been nice if the media had reported how far away the robbery was! Thanks for that post.

Yours is funnier because you satirized everybody. Isha was just telling people to vote green, or Dem if they don't.

Per Wikipedia, it sounds like she was set to go with Interscope, but it fell apart because they wouldn't let TI exec produce redoing her demos into an album.

Actually, this is an article about how guys put up with shit. Apparently during PMS, you're specifically trying to drive us away. Guys not only put up with it, but aren't allowed to bring it up.

They aren't smart enough to plan this. They are only reacting and make bad decisions. Last night, they promised not to use tear gas. Then they did. The spokesman said they only used smoke, but then had to come back and clarify that they did use tear gas. You could tell from his statements that the tear gas hadn't been…