Don’t get into the back seat with that girl from Spanish class.  It will end really poorly a decade later.

To add-on, memory function for power seats is a game-changer, especially in our one-car family where my wife and I are both regularly in the driver’s seat.

Power adjustable seats are the shit. You really have to be a Luddite to hate on that particular feature. Same with rear-view cameras - how can any Camaro owner hate on that feature with that wonderful rear visibility?

1000% disagree with the Adjustable Power Seats....

A friend’s wife was involved in a similar study at JHU (as a support veterinarian, not as a researcher), and the main conclusion she had was that calorie restriction made the monkeys very mean. Hangry, I suppose.

Also, a falling light saber has no handle.

Just a quick edit, it is Sandusky, not San Dusky.

Split your direct deposit. Send everything after your budget and retirement to a separate account.

Kinda like the headline that tricks us into clicking on slideshows?

It pisses me off to see increased contributions for all these things but Dependent Care FSA is stuck at a relatively pointless 5k/family.

‘Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.’

Does anyone besides Beau Jo’s serve Rocky Mountain pie? That’s pretty much their exclusive gimmick.

Tampons should be on the top of the list. Never, ever flush them. I’ve had more than one plumber tell me that they are the number one cause of clogs. Well, that was before wet wipes came out. That may have taken the lead now.

KC and Cleveland in with a surprisingly strong showing. In Paris, they used a nice baguette, poked a hole with a heated rod (like HI), dipped the hot dog in strong dijon mustard and inserted it in the hole. It was not as sexual as it sounds, but it was delicious.

I went a bit overboard when disposable masks were completely unavailable. I bought like 5 different orders of masks from AliExpress. They cost like $50, but they didn’t get here until masks were already much more available here. So, now I still have like 400 masks sitting on a shelf in the corner of my entryway. I…

I’d welcome all of these back to get rid of slideshows. 

Lol.  So you’re saying the Colorado isn’t worth it’s namesake.  Ironic.

This one is probably my favorite. About 20 seconds in - YARD SALE!

There are enough people who feel this way about reclining seats that the airlines should just block that function, or limit it to a tiny lean-back angle. I’m on the tall side, and too many selfish a**holes out there would be leaning back into my damn lap and/or breaking my kneecaps with their seat back otherwise...

Don’t crowd right next to the baggage carousel. If everyone stood back and then just stepped up to the carousel when their bag got to them, everything would work much smoother and I wouldn’t have to fight through a crowd to grab my bag