What's a Tanner Foust? That's not the name of a real Top Gear host. Is it April 1st again?

Any Mazda. Oh sorry, I thought you were asking about assmasters.

That's where you're all completely wrong. It's a gorgeous car, ass and all.

If that stupid hair is on it, I won't be watching.

@spykesta: I meant you win for that bike, not for sheer number of posts. ;)

@spykesta: You win.

@Kuro: I had something similar. On yours, did the chrome exhaust tips and velocity stacks come off?

@Turboner: Just be glad some putz didn't add some shitty music to it.

Yeah, Top Gear. I was thinking this must be all the Morris Marinas that have had pianos dropped on them.

Hmm, too bad they didn't put some Queensryche or Joe Satriani over that video.

1. Gremlin X, please! (purple with gold decals)

Too bad there was music instead of the sounds of the cars.

@dmoon: He did some of that.

The Stig is a border collie. That explains everything! The reflexes, the drooling, the growling and humping of that Indy car slut.

@squishyalt: Hell yeah! That Z1 shooting brake is gorgeous, as is the Gremlin.

@SpudMills: No, it's the Manx. It wins.

@SpudMills: Or Kelmark GT.

Bradley GT (I, not II))