It still looks gay.

Backing my girlfriend's Prelude into a deep snow-filled ditch after swerving back and forth on a sandy road trying to avoid a skunk that was also swerving back and forth. Fucker.

That is truly gorgeous. Love the dorsal fin.

That's one of the peppiest versions of Windmills of My Mind I've ever heard. It also seems a little late to be using that in an ad from 1978.

@celerity66: Brakes won't work very well if they're everyday, run-of-the-mill brakes and have been overheated after being applied hard and long.

@KAdams1476: Yes. Let's also ban the use of "epic" by anyone who uses the internet and is younger than, say, 40. Using the term "epic fail" shall result in prison.

@EdgarJPublius: Yes, and the scene I was quoting was from the TV show, hence "TV history".

@EdgarJPublius: MacGyver was a TV show, not a movie. I see your :P and raise you a :pp~~

@ppiddy: Aaaahahaha! A skateboard with a big dumb hat.

"Dare heading for de bordare!" Wow. That was perhaps the best scene in all of TV history.

It might even be a failURE. Enough with nouning the verb.

The retro thing is hot hot hot. Goddamn that's cool. What a fantastic design.

That stupid eKstRyM hat made him do it.

My brother's '69 Chevelle. Air shocks, Cragars, fat meats on the back, Thrush sidepipes, Pioneer Supertuner FM/cassette underdash.

@dal20402: Nor the confusion about what the shift key is there for.

Rat rods that truly ARE ratty are cool. Not the fake ones that every old retired guy is building these days, but the ones that use old Hamm's cans for velocity stacks (not just covers like the PBR cans below), a WWII gas mask for an air filter, anything like that. Found parts. And real rust, not painted-on rust over…

@FromaBuick6: I guess you hadn't heard; Conan sucks.

Can't you download and edit these videos so they don't contain puke-inducing music, Jalopnik? Think of your readers! That shit is gross!

That's BlackAndWTF, not BlackWhiteAndWTF.

Incredibly lame. Foose should stop fucking up cars and go flip burgers.