The Chrysler Slant 6. No question. Arguing is pointless. The Slant 6 will kill you in your sleep if you don't agree.

@ChazzyD: You got that right. More torpedo tits please!

@BingleyJoe: It's barely exceeding, what, 40 maybe 50 mph? If you want to drift a car slowly around a tiny track and waste tires, there are little pieces of shit made just for that. This is *not* what any supercar was made to do.

What a lousy, pitiful waste of a good car.

@Number_Six: I saw that and wondered if he often raided his 16-year old daughter's closet.

@FrankGrimes: Far out. You win. Mine always looked like standard Pinewood Derby cars. Then my brother started helping me and cut it out to look like a belly land speed belly tanker. Still never won, but I liked 'em.

You need to stop overusing the phrase "epic" now.

That's whatcha get fer buyin' a Ford.

The Panamera is a blast to drive. Nice driver control. The Sterling Moss felt kinda cow-like. I was expecting something different. The Italia was also a nice driving experience. The Aston Martin is batshit torquey.

You shouldn't get small when you're drivin'.

That just shows you're nuts. The real Bimmer is gorgeous. That thing there is just a lump of shit with its hat on sideways.

@snorkelingsarcosuchus001: Fine. Go drive a ricemobile and text some dudes. #dodgechallenger

That's as lame as the stupid pipe they put in the new Mustang or Camaro that transfers the exhaust note into the interior. #cartech

@crewj: I'd guess it was the front axle breaking loose. #detroit

Hooray for the Scout. Best looking trucks ever made. #internationalharvester

Cars that look like gay anime characters that I want to punch. That'd be pretty much every Mazda.

I really wish he'd shove his face into a chipper. A chipper powered by Windows Mobile. #iphone

@dbett: Yeah. Pretty uninteresting. Made me reach for the mute button. None existed, so I shut my speakers off. #videopaintroller

I told you last time, the guy is a talentless schmuck with no taste in anything. Just look at those "shorts" and stupid backward hat. #michaelphelps

Too bad they ruined the Impala with those wheels. #alternativeenrgy