Fuck that. Kill Harley-Davidson. They're just boring and sad these days. Old rich man toys, like that last Thunderbird Ford puked out. #buell

The certificate at the end of the video spells it "Mengo". And this 16pt Georgia still looks stupid in the edit field.

I did tha… why the fuck is this text field using, what, 16pt Georgia? Georgia? Really? 16pt? In a text edit field? This is sick and wrong.

This. What else?

@Quake 'n' Shake: I'm with ya on the Cordoba. My parents had a white '77 with white landau roof. I drove it to prom. That was classy.

God I love big square fender flares from that era.

Too bad Forza doesn't have the Chaparrals instead. GT is mostly just a bunch of stupid Jap cars that I don't give a rat's ass about.

@supastarnyc: Not trying to be gangsta? Then why does he only listen to rap shit? Why is his hat idiotically crooked? He's an ass and no amount of swimming ability can take that away.

So it was an Evel Knievel paint job I saw on day 1. Love it.

@Mobius: But when was a Viper anything but a Viper? I'm not following you at all.

@PotbellyJoe - Second Class Commenter: A Citation with sidepipes? He wins for exhibiting the least amount of shame and the largest testicles. It takes a real man to do that.

Now that's far out. The Gulf livery is tits. The black one; that's the same star-on-stripe motif that Evel Knievel used on his leathers and helmet.

Whoa, those were the days. The entire pit row looked like tons of random people were just milling around. I don't understand much German, but I did hear the word "gearbox".

@Bentoboxx, Now part owner of General Motors: Please don't inject puke-inducing images into this beautiful thread.

Buy a Ford, dumbass. Nobody will care if you roll that, dude.

@zacarious: No way. That thing has style.

@tonyola: No way that's ugly.

@cardood: Nope, that's cool.

@MΩJΩ: Yup, any Mazda is butt boinking ugly. By far the worst looking cars every built. They're just so gay.

@area_educator: Who says sheet metal has to be exactly like it used to be? It could still be made sturdy and crumpleable by layering it with other substances, or honeycombs, or lots of other ideas that would work great if they just spend some time and money on it. Sure, it'd be more expensive, but it would be better.…