@Tomsk welcomes the Jezebanned home: OK, you marry her, but she'll be my mistress. And I'll steal her car when she dumps me. Bitchin' Pacer.

@VeeArrrSix: Whee! Love that little bitch.

If the Mini Coupe is going to be some annoying, loud, brash, screaming-like-Pink bitch, I sure as shit don't want one.

That's a helluva a good looking car.

@Ash78: Whoa. Nice flashback.

@McLawdog: That gets my vote too.

@Feds: The Stratos gets my vote.

@brandegee: Whoa! That's fucking cool! It looks like it was built by 3 or 4 blind mechanics, but the results kick your ass and steal your girlfriend.

@Echtbrummbaer: And you didn't smash your son with a hammer?

@dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: That looks like an enclosed version of this eraser I got in the early '70s. It's now stuck to the plastic case, so I couldn't take it out. You can see other places where the tires had melted into the plastic.

@Devryn: It's not terrible for her, but who the fuck else gives a rat's ass?

I don't get it. "nigga please"? "nigga poles"? "nigga palsy"? What is this guy trying to say? Seriously.

Well of course she is! She's a hick. She'll become even more famous with that dumbass crowd of lemmings, and fame and celebrity is her only goal in life.

I have a soft spot for AMC, but the Spirit looked like something a priest would drive. Was it 4WD? Sure looks like a shitload of clearance above the tires. A friend had a Chevette, and it was a pretty capable gokart crapwagon. After all the shit he put it through, I don't remember it ever failing for him.

@SpudMills:

Something AMC flavored.

@jewce needs to get recombobulated: Good one! Got that right.

The Assan.

Juan Valdez would hit that.

See? That's a racing car.