Cows are evidently impressed by long distance jumping rally cars.

Yeah, but dig the El Camino next door, and the other neighbor's old Chevy short bed and the, um, mid '60s Ford pickup I think?

@sos10: Pshaw. If you can dream it, you can build it.

Jesus, what a bunch of pansies. They can't handle a little diversity in their model lineup? Fuck 'em. We want our Panameras and Cayennes. Pussies.

@TheFu: Pbhtpbp! Jeez, move into the 21st Century already!

@MrHowser: But that's what I don't care about. Cheap? Big deal. I just think they're stupid looking and hate the dumbass African type "zoom zoom" singing in the commercials. That's why they should go away.

All Mazdas. Pukey little gaywagons.

The tailpipe setup kills me. The Miura is all zoomy and wow and beautiful, then that thing is like something Microsoft would do. I'm sure it does its job, but c'mon!

Rebuilding the lower quarter panels behind the rear wheels with scrap galvanized sheet metal from an HVAC place, riveted on, sealed with silicone. It was a '77 Aspen Wagon woody, so it actually improved its looks.

Too bad lots of them are not loading. WTF is wrong? People using cheap ass image hosting servers instead of something good and reliable?

If you're gonna fuck up a Lotus because you're a dumb fuck, stop, think, and give it to me instead.

@Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: Oh no. That was one of the best.

@SpudMills:

'59 El Camino. Love the '59 taillights and fins.

Please. Pete would be driving something Buick. Something uptight and old fashioned. Something that, while driving, he can feel comfortable while practicing his precise, exacting diction and outmoded phrases. Something large enough to cart away his wife's remains after slaughtering her, which he is always this close to…

Upskirt!

Stop with the Twitter shit. Stop and it will go away.

Any station wagon. It can haul all your shit. Isn't wimpy like a minivan. It can haul more friends. I can still fit in small parking places where a truck can't. You can camp in it. You can boink in it. You can sunbathe on the top of it. And wagons are cool.

@Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine: Nothing at all embarrassing about that one. Cool guy. Cool middle class car for the time.

How about no major sponsors (those who get prime real estate for paint) whose products have nothing to do with cars? Tide? Pff.