Yay! Build it! Gimme!

Does the front end have any suspension? I was hoping he'd crash it into the wall or dumpster. Anything to stop the idiotic donuts. Yes, we understand that it has a shitload of power and no weight. Now go away.

Love those steering wheels.

Anybody got a picture of people sitting on a Superbird wing?

He's a better driver than 75% of licensed drivers. Oh, it's because he's not texting or talking on a fucking cell phone. That splains it.

@FP - missing Pete and the SHOwagon: Changes are that Dad is the idiot who decided to put those stupid wheels on it in the first place.

The 137 storage compartments are now filled with helium?

It's so the cultured gentleman can assist his lovely lady by making her seat go up and down as she gives road head. Albeit really slow road head.

@SpudMills: Oh, and for me to forget the Winged Express would be a sin.

@dataPOG: It's so the winner. Chaparral is 2nd. Porsche whaletail and '70s Carrera spoiler tie for 3rd. Nothing else matters.

@f86sabre: His book is upside-down. He must have porn hidden in there.

@kerc (wants a Mustang!): Life sucks, then you go to McDonald's.

@SpudMills: And the Dragula (yup, there were Munster movies), the Corvette Summer 'vette, and all 4 of the main cars in American Graffiti.

Aside from the Dragula, Corvette Summer 'vette, and all 4 of the main cars in American Graffiti, I thought the Mother, Jugs, & Speed ambulance was kickass when I was a kid. Maybe it was the Jugs, or scaring the nuns.

More evidence that the bombs dropped at the end of WWII fried all sense of taste and style out of their brains for future generations. That poor little Lotus… it's tongue is hanging out in disgust.

That jerk deserved it. Just look at those black shoes and black socks worn with baggy dumb shorts.

@Shadowguitar: It's a fish. View it with a monospaced font, as you would do with any other ASCII art.

Is Happy Days the only American TV show being broadcast in Japan? They sure do love to give the thumbs up. Aaayyyyy!

@Tanshanomi: Bultaco! Norton! JPS! Tasty.

Hell, I love Vegas. Great body design. Fun as hell to drive in the snow, unless you need to back up. Did every Vega have the part of the tranny that made it go into reverse made out of toothpicks or something? Every owner I talk to had a helluva time getting it into reverse.