Oh my GOD. All rice-burning pussy cars can go away now. This is all we need.

Yup, 928.

God I hate real TV. They take a clip that should last 10 seconds and show it over and over with crappy digital zooming and voice-overs and has-been celebrity opinions until it's a 5-minute segment. That's the worst waste of natural resources on the planet.

Far out. Now that's a truck.

Beauty! Great car. You need a picture with Linda Vaughn posing next to it.

The rear quarter panels of my '77 Aspen wagon (silver with wood!) rusted all to hell. I cut off the bad metal and shaped scrap sheets of galvanized metal from an HVAC shop to replace it. Pop-riveted it on and sealed it with silicone. It came out almost like the original, had the original been formed by a 3-year old…

@Pinkerton: Yup, me too. The Doom Buggy in particular. That's funny. But they were really reaching to make a car/humor connection on some of them, like the Zomb. Zee. Even in 3rd grade I would've thought that was stupid.

Who designed that? Some 8-year old kid who learned everything he knows about style by watching that gay Speed Racer movie 3 times a day and hoarding his mom's used lady razors?

Eyesore? Are you daffy? It's one of the best shaped carwagontrucks on the planet.

@racin_g73: 7 year old self? Hell, I'm 45 and I often grab a Hot Wheels during long compiles and race it around my desk.

Now that's what a modern 'Vette should look like. Not that boring, ugly, American thing they've been selling the last couple decades.

This is why jocks should not be allowed to mingle with society.

@Christopher Brown: Oh, that's a SNUD U-14 if I ever did see one. The cast iron landing gear is a dead giveaway.

@chitownguy: Some say that he can detect people with absolutely no sense of humor and kill them simply by pulling out one of their eyelashes.

Anyone who wouldn't buy that is a sissy. I decree it.

Fuck. I really hate brainless assholes and/or militant hippies, no matter which country they're in.

#1 = Laguna Seca. Corkscrew. SoCal. Cool name.

Voxmobile! Yes! That's a real product promo vehicle, unlike the stupid Red Bull cars, which are just paint and a can. Plus Red Bull is for fairies.

Hell. What's next, Thrush sidepipes?

Are you all insane? The JC Whitney light-up nose-thumbing jester. Obviously. Sheesh.