IH Scout.

People really want a target on each end of their car for people to ram into?

"Talk about a sticky situation!"

Cheetah, Porsche 928 (wasn't there a version that had 3 round lights on each side?), Maverick, I can't decide.

Ricardo. There really is no other.

@VonPinto: Please don't ruin a LeMans article with a mention of some rap puke. It makes the rest of us queasy.

The split rear window is a nice touch of nostalgia, and the 4 exhaust ports look cool, but the rest? Puke-inducing.

@Uncle Bo, averting foreclosure: Or Emergency!, Adam-12, or S.W.A.T. on hulu.com..

I need that trippy checkered interior in my Ram. And in every vehicle I will ever own from now on.

I was hoping the pussy behind the camera was going to get run over and then both drivers' cars would explode, leaving nothing. Where the hell are the parents of these asswipes?

Shoot 'er before she causes Earth to explode.

Neil, turn off your goddamn porch light if you wanna save energy. It's sad when genius turns to insanity.

So I guess they love Jerry Lewis because he's so much funnier than this shit.

The oil/tranny/whatever cooler is attached to the grill with a boot lace. I'm in love with this truck.

OK, the car as a whole is fine. Yeah, it's pretty Speed Racer looking (aka gay), but all in all it took some balls to think that up. The 2 things I take issue with are: 1) The dash/instrument cluster, which looks like it was thrown together by a high school shop class. 2) GREEN springs on the front coil-overs? They go…

Ha! The Vector. I still remember seeing the cover of R&T (or was it C/D?) where my friends and I first saw it.

Of course he couldn't just call the cops to open it since they'd bust him for all the drugs and unregistered guns in the car. Too bad Rolls didn't have an antitheft device that electrocuted the idiots.

Fuzzbuster! A friend had one that we took apart and tried to make it into a Fuzzbuster Remote. We mounted the receiver in a butter dish (weather-proof) in front of the radiator of his 1970ish Camaro, then moved the controls and guts to a custom plate in the dash. We think it worked, but it was so hard to tell with…

@jakemonO: Huh? I'm still pleased with C&D. Good articles, tests, and editorials. Many of us prefer reading in-depth pieces in a paper magazine in any location rather than a simple paragraph on a computer written by the latest college graduate who thinks he's a writer.

@layabout met the real Santa: What part of "won a race, got a pole, got fastest laps" wasn't clear? Jackie Friggin' Stewart tested the P34 had many great things to say about it. It also beat the living shit out of everything else on the track (before smoking the engine right at the end) in the vintage race they…