The longer you look at that thing, the funnier it is. It reminds me of modern funny car body design, only in reverse. It's like they vacuum formed the body from a single sheet of plastic over a soggy shoebox. Please spit into the designer's double latte.

At first I was gonna say Cordoba, but the close-up reveals the base looks pressed instead of cast. Yeah, I'd guess JCW.

Not a favorite of mine by far for 2 reasons: George Thorogood makes me puke, and it shows far too much drifting for the sake of drifting instead of actually driving as fast as possible through a corner.

Most gorgeous truck ever.

Wow, that's trippy. The sci-fi dork part of me has to spout off that Louis Barron did the score for Forbidden Planet.

NASCAR, I puke on you. These sumbitches know how to have a good time on the track (when they manage to stay on it). And the cars aren't stupid looking.

There is no more clear sign that it was the '70s than seeing a southern-rock band whose drummer had the full dose of 6 or 8 single-headed toms, all tuned as dead as a cardboard box.

Everybody dust off their copy of SuperVan, cuz we're freewheelin' and greasy. Er, breazy, but it was the '70s, so greasy works.

New Beetle, by far. The guy across the street has one. He also has woman hips and sweeps his garage.

IH made the best looking trucks ever. I almost bought a beat-to-shit Scout a few years ago, but the floor was pretty squishy from all the Minnesota weather/salt.

I hope the employees spit on their food.

I just got an image of his coffin with mushroom shaped bubble windows on the sides and Winky the Safety Cat sitting on his chest.

Hey, that's new for a middle-eastern hoon video. I was expecting them to run over the dork holding the camera and he'd die, but instead we get a possibly-dead driver!

Oh my GOD those are ugly. They all have the same Oprah-with-facelift look; those wide-set cow eyes being pulled back tight.

Heh, I didn't know they made a Red Bird. I always thought these things were targeted at women, cuz they sure looked femmy to me.

@Retiree: Yeah, I was waiting for somebody to die.

Sissy TV cars. Real (4-year-old) men had green '60s era Lotus GP cars with chrome-plated velocity stacks that you could pull off to repair the carbs. Now that was a bitchin' ride.

What? No "fuel"?

A friend had these. They were SO much fun. For 10 minutes. Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle off the roof of the house was much more of a blast.

@Brian E: I hope it has an off switch, because I for one am pretty particular about adjust my mirrors to see as much non-car as I can - just a hint of each side should be showing.