@htrodblder: Stop that.

Is that front wheel drive or is the rear U-joint about to frag?

Holy shit! It's like car builders are finally getting back to the roots and making cars that are cool and badass again. Either one of those 2 rods would have no problem taking any Foose fairymobile out back and beating the crap out of it.

The spikes on the diff are what I noticed first, as if the car was daring me to touch them. The heavy metal poser belts are kinda goofy.

Heh, it almost looks like it needs the tilt-out windshield to make a little space for the steering wheel. Look at that! You'd probably rub the glass with your knuckles when turning corners. It's true; the most bitchin' cars make you uncomfortable.

I heard a correction on the radio that says the cops use the unicorn term to mean the suspect made up an obvious lie for a story. So the cops said it, not the driver, and the media got it wrong and ran with it.

@MurileeMartin: Not me. I didn't want to scorch the paint. I saved the pyrotechnics for my friend's crappy model cars that he never painted. We'd stick gasoline-filled Baggies (the alligator skin kind) and a firecracker inside.

A friend of mine lost his license for too many speeding tickets in his MG B. What better way to spend his license-free detention than stuffing a Chevy 350 into the MG, a sure cure for fast driving. I drove it once post-surgery and all I can say is squirrelly… absofuckinlutly squirrelly.

You just never know when you might find your self out on the salt and really need a pith helmet. Damn fine thinking, keeping it handy on the seat like that.

OK, that green Mopar is the baddest car I've seen in a month. You can almost hear it hollering "screw you, sissy" to any ricey tuner car within 1000 miles.

Every time I see this picture I always think of Dave Thomas (the Canadian, not the Wendy's guy (or my old neighbor)).

What ever it is, I bet it's annoying.

YALL'? What the hell kind of contraction is that? Idiots.

Dale Earnhardt. Nothing says cool like a bigass goofy mustache sprinkled with bits of pork.

Bitchin'. I'd ditch the steelies and caps and go with some slots though.

I guess car dealers hate music, which is probably why Chrysler didn't waste money on a soundtrack.

Hell yeah. Plus, I've always thought A-100's were a beautiful design anyhoo, as long as you don't care about letting your legs be the crumple zone.

The first thing it reminded me of is a Sonett III. And I'd keep the wheels the way they are, Buckster. Or did you mean wider tires?

@MarionCobretti:

No no no no no no! Bad designer! No biscuit!