The Marlin always struck me as the coolest ugly car ever made.

I loved Space Food Sticks. I can still smell their plasticky aroma.

Yeah, I didn't know they offered video editing classes in 2nd grade?!?!?!?!?!?!

Very bitchin', but why does it need that huge heat sink on its butt?

You all missed the fact that this car obviously had problems with the power steering belt slipping as you turn into tight mountain corners. Just look at the steering wheel jerk!

You all missed the fact that this car obviously had problems with the power steering belt slipping as you turn into tight mountain corners. Just look at the steering wheel jerk!

You all missed the fact that this car obviously had problems with the power steering belt slipping as you turn into tight mountain corners. Just look at the steering wheel jerk!

A Thousand Miles from Nowhere by Dwight Yoakam just popped into my head as a great long-distance, lone-driving song.

Let the mocking begin. But give me slack because I was able to reproduce my comment character-for-character. I am a god. Well, except for the typo in line 2 of the lyrics.

(OK, my comment seems to have not actually been submitted, while a comment on another article did. So I'll chance being mocked and submit it again.)

Yeah, but does it have a Levi's interior?

Were they savvy enough to use the classic Rev. Horton Heat song on the ad?

Goddamn, I miss the old days.

Remember the Vandal? It had flip-up doors and a minibike!

Funny how they keep getting further and further away from stock cars. I thought that was the point; rednecks slamming their daddy's hooch hauler around an oval.

Pintos is cool, but not as much as Gremlins. Mavericks too.

Gremlins is cool.

But how would they fit? Oh, the speakers are supposed to be mounted flush to the rear deck? That's not the way most guys in my hometown did it! Just lay 6 cheapo Audiovox 6x9 3-ways on top of the rear deck, pointed toward the front. Low end is fer sucks.

Such people would also paint slots on their factory hubcaps instead of buying real ETs or Cragars.

I wonder if a horrible Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity wig was involved.