This thing kicks that Jetta's ass. I guess that's not saying much.

The high-tops really make the picture. :)

That thing is a car? I thought it was the aborted love child of George Barris and Shaquille O'Neal.

The least they could do is bolt spinners onto the main axle cap sticking out there.

The neighbor kid has Sizzlers. A friend had Smashup Derbys. I had an SSP (Skiballer maybe?) that I tried in vane to make it do a fire burnout by pouring alcohol on the driveway and giving 'er a really good yank on the rip cord.

I point blame at the Japanese for inventing drifting and for the goofballs here in America for thinking it's cool.

Wow, I totally don't remember that Charger. I remember the Magnum as the "other" Cordoba.

Xedos, I'd buy one. :)

The Asian chicks are all cute and skinny, while the other lot had a couple slutty cows among some cute ones. Favor: China.

It's getting to the point where using the gallery prev/next buttons are just funny. I know they won't take me to the correct image, but I click them anyway. I hope they never fix the gallery navigation.

I like the voting thingy. Not only can you vote for something, but you can also downcount the ones you hate, and I'm totally for being able to vote against things I hate.

Yes, no more Bam please. I don't care how xtrëm or outrageous his car antics get, he's just not worth the electrons flowing out of Jalopnik's servers. I encourage everyone to spit on him. With vigor.

And I thought Pirelli calendars where supposed to have their tread design somewhere in each photo? And lots more boobies.

And I thought Pirelli calendars were supposed to have their tread design somewhere in each photo. And many more boobies.

Ever since I was like 8 I've been dreaming of owning a lighted thumbing-his-nose jester hood ornament. Easy 2-stud mounting, fer cryin' out loud! What could be better?!?

We should all send the city council some cheese baskets. Now wheeeerrre could we find some nice cheese baskets I wonder?

Thank god they still sell the illuminated jester thumbing his nose hood ornament. Life just wouldn't be worth living if they stopped selling that.

I've never heard of that Bam dork but it's completely obvious he's a dipshit - just look at the angle of his hat.

OMG. OMG. OMG. I think I just did something in my pants. Sooo sexy, plus those badass Torq-thrusty mags.

I guess the Teutuls weren't available to build a tribute bike. Foose, pretty much the same.