That is the most Blackadder'ish thing I have read which wasn't a quote from the TV show. Very well done.

Alright. Still Ms. Dunaway should not let a great and funny story go to waste. She should at least try to use the publicity for something fun.

That is a reasonable salary for doing something you enjoy!

Me too. I want to go pro. I am tired of being an amateur.

Good point.

…and Justice Kennedy.

He already set the stage for making it impossible for a Republican politician to vote for repealing it without the distinct possibility of losing their jobs and/or being lynched by their constituents.

And I bet you didn't get the $1500 a week George Soros allegedly promised you!

Reality is biased against the Cheeto-American. But if you are drunk or stoned enough, reality might be askew enough to find favorable things to say about him.

"paid crisis actors, hired at a rate of $1,500 per week"

It didn't help that James had this kind of wannabe/hanger on/stalker kinda vibe to him. Someone more interested in Kara because she is Superman's cousin than because she is Kara.

Masala tea is awesome. I try to pick it up in bulk from Indian groceries when I can get to them. I find it a little more acidic than most. My stomach can't handle the stuff without milk.

The good thing about Mon-El is that its easy to write him out in a painless fashion.

Yes Faye, you fucked up. But we forgive you. How can we do any less. We can never be mad at you.

I wouldn't rule out J'onn being bored and occasionally reading minds of his co-workers to pass the time or being a bit pervy. (Its always the quiet ones)

"Truth was, Jimmy was really more of a stalker. "
-Superman

Plus Kara as journalist has been the main way to meet with Lena Luthor outside of supervillain chicanery. We can use all the Lena Luthor we can get.

The line most of us were thinking, "Mon-El, you are the first guy I made love to whose pelvis didn't shatter."

"But things like J'onn already knowing that Alex had a girlfriend suggest it's an automatic thing"

Porky's was the game changer. Cheap as hell to produce, with a nobody cast and it became a huge box office hit.