You expressed what I was feeling really well

HBO would option that sucker faster than you can say "kill your gays".

Conversely, my ex-husband refused to maintain following distance in town because "someone always cuts in front of me". Well, yeah, and you had time to brake! Because of his "gawly gor" reasoning, he was constantly slamming on the brakes to avoid hitting the car in front of us. 

WHAT

This article was superb.

I lived in a pretty new complex in a suburban area and always heard mice skittering in the walls, especially in winter. Walk into a room and find all the cats in a row, staring at the wall. Fucking creepy. My neighbors were tidy as hell and still found mouse dung in their kitchen. I also lived in a farm house and of…

Goddamn! I do hope that the 50 pounds was weight you could afford to lose! I hope doctors are monitoring their patients' weight loss. Still, what an incredible diabetes drug!

I think Julia Fox is one of my favorite "celebrities". I mean, they're all useless. She's trolling the idea of celebrity itself. Her outfits are so ugly and poorly made that the whole intention is to piss everyone off. She's pretty honest about how she lives, and it's certainly not fancy. I think she's one of the less…

Yeah it's kind of unfortunate. I was watching Newsradio the other day for the first time in over 20 years and had totally forgotten he was in it. He was funny! Not just because he was surrounded by funny people (what a cast!) but because he had a good schtick and stuck with it. It's like night and day.

Maybe she’s just talking the way she thinks a rapper talks so she can impress Tyga?

Like, how does that even work with the whip-its? It's been a long time since I was in college (read: COLLEGE) but I recall about 20 seconds of a space odyssey and then things going back to normal. Except for the numb lips.

I’m not trying to pull a “white women have it bad too!” but as to your comment about being treated better when your white husband accompanies you, after my divorce 3 years ago (ex and I both white), I noticed a marked change in how I was treated—believed—when I went to the ER, which is somewhat frequent due to a…

The way she says it, it sounds like she's comparing this woman to livestock. Just stick your hand up there and feel around! Disgusting.

Thank you

I HATE being told I look good for my age. It's an automatic response people give to anyone over 30. It's not a compliment--I don't think it really has anything to do with how I look. It's just what people think they should say. Like comforting me about the inevitable aging process. I usually respond, "Thanks, but I…

Yes! My mother died in my 30s so when I suspected I was starting early menopause (like she did) I realized I knew nothing about what was happening to me. No sex ed class I had in school ever talked about it, like they were only preparing us for the next 5 years. Before seeing a doctor, I had to rely on the internet…

Agree. I think what bothers me so much about reboots and unnecessary sequels is that endings are supposed to be both satisfying and stimulate curiosity among the viewers/readers about what happens next. I don't want all my questions answered! 

Ah Jezebel, the place to go when you want to read critical articles about the GOP while seeing advertisements for Dr. Oz's campaign.

I feel like RA or not, that is a delusional response to any real world problem.

I’ve not wanted to be too hard on Jezebel since the big staff turnover, but, well, this assemblage of stories is markedly worse, in terms of selection, than any previous year. I think most years at least one story is going to be creepypasta, but not so overtly as the two (at least) I caught here! The story about the…