This is a steal;

Huh!

This was some of the most successful trolling I've seen on Jalopnik;

Really? My e36 is just a bit higher than that on the mileage and besides adding performance parts, nothing has ever broken. I'm a bit of a stickler on preventative maintenance, but the thing has been nigh-indestructable.

We didn't use the back seats :D

Haha, I drove an e36 with a bad 2nd-gear synchro for a few years so I was pretty much forced to learn quickly :D

I have successfully accomplished this several times in a Geo Metro :D

Really?

Always preferred the 3-series sedan over the coupe;

Could you imagine getting something like -this- from M-B today for $33 grand?

Is that a 911 whale tail on the back of the black one?

-Every- car is now built like this,

Haha, seems like we're both correct! I was just trollin' ya anyways :D

While I highly applaud PBR making it so high on the list (definitely the best-tasting cheap bear imho), I have no idea why Rolling Rock is so low, and I certainly don't get the reference in the review.

I think this looks awesome,

*Occam's,

I've been hand-braiding wire rope for years and it's given me some incredible grip, despite having not-that-big biceps/forearms; really surprises some much bigger guys when they do that good ol' 'try to crush your hand' handshake and I grip them to -just- before I break their hand :D

This is awesome;

Might I also suggest the 1st gen Suzuki Swift/Geo MEtro with the 5 speed and the 1l 3-pot. No power anything (including steering and brakes). That car was what turned me from a civvy to a hoon, despite what anyone else might think :D

I must say,