You just made me cry, dammit.

You can also mix up sugar and baking soda in a little cup and leave it for them to eat. They'll be attracted to the sugar and eat it, but since roaches can't fart the baking soda will kill them from the inside out.

OMG that's so clever and you saved Gamestop some money by not accepting his xbox even though you were not sure if the failure was cockroach related or not. Did your manager give you a sexy reward?

I recently watched a Gamestop rant video (from an employee!), and one thing he talked about was his experience with a used PS2.

Roaches don't come out of the egg as the big ugly skateboards you see crawling on your garden. They start as white or transparent little bugs the size of an ant, and even when fully-grown they can squeze thru cracks and slots that are just a couple of millimeters wide.

Thankfully I left the roach problem in NYC, but I will definitely pass that tip along to my buddies still living back there.

You're never safe from a roach. Little slippery bastard motherfuckers.

Back in 2009, I had a PSone that was modified to play Japanese games, and um.... "other" types of disks (by switching the game disk once the lens read that the game was, in fact, the real deal). One night, the system stopped reading my copy of 'Vagrant Story', and being the curious beaver than I am, I decided to open…

Roaches survive everything. You think something that survives a nuclear attack won't be able to cope with some regular house cleaning? What are you cleaning your house with, a fusion reactor?

Believe it or not, as mentioned in the article, roaches have little to do with a clean environment. Their primary concerns are A) a source of water, which indoor plumbing usually guarantees, and B) warmth, which most heated apartments guarantee.