Just a reminder that Kobe Bryant probably raped a woman.

This is the only correct reply to this new rule. My wife works in the Disability industry, her company specifically sells products for people with low vision and blindness. Blind People with trained Seeing Eye dogs are hampered by people with fake service animals creating a bad image. People with disabilities have it…

Apparently the long slot is a debug port 

Say what you want about quality, or whether this car will ever arrive in the US — Fisker makes some good looking cars.

Wish I got a $9000 bonus for sitting on my ass doing nothing.

He should have said he needed to mullet over.

Mike Pence sucks.

A horse drawn carriage? But what if there were mares pulling it?

“Antonio needs help, from his agent, from his manager, from his loved ones, from his doctors, and he’s not getting it.”

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

No Buick Regal TourX? Or is that too plebian for Auburn Hills?

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

The inclusion of Yakety Sax seems to lessen the tastefulness of not using the footage.

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

Are you surprised Jalopnik is actually reporting on a hugely anticipated new car reveal?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, unfortunately: BULLDOZE THAT FUCKING SCHOOL LIKE ABU GHRAIB PRISON.

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice