It baffles the mind that you are getting paid to write this poorly about a guy that’s only pretending to run for presidency.

I swore I’d never read another thing you wrote, but FINE how about I just look at the last thing you wrote:

Hey I know you guys are about to be a little cash strapped re: the Hogan lawsuit so I’ve come up with some ways that will save you money while also not affecting your readership at all!