At first I was struck by how much effort an animal, in this case a lobster, will go through to mate. Then I considered how many hoops I jumped through in my 20's to get laid.

I know evolution doesn’t generally go backward, but man could us lady-parts owners use an impenetrable exoskeleton that only comes off when we’re ready. Ultimate assault deterrent.

If you already own the game, you get both iterations, for free.

They’re developing new content. If you haven’t bought the game for a year and a half and are suddenly interested in it, you can spend $20 to buy a multiplayer online shooter featuring zombies, or $20 for a multiplayer survival horror game featuring…

I liked this guys version better from a few years back, it looks cleaner and not as fat. Not sure on the piece count though

Super strong
Doesn’t age
Abs of steel

There is nothing wrong with taking on debt if you know how to manage it and use it to your advantage. If you're paying cash for a car you're either obscenely wealthy or you aren't managing your finances correctly and could honestly be doing much better.

Really he could do some marketing and ad model P, A, C & E(3) to the lineup. They’ll fit nicely in between S and X

So this would have been one of those “strategy light” city building games for mobile devices?

Good, we didn’t need another one.

Two things:

“the shield will be down in moments”

I would have been highly disappointed if it wasn’t Bayonetta.

Cloud in Smash:

Bayonetta 1 is probably one of the best hack n slash games ever made. Easily tops DMC3 or anything from God of War.

MOTHERFUCK! BAY BAY AND CLOUD IN THE SAME DAMN GAME. WHAT A WAY TO END 2015 YA’LL.

I’m betting those people disappointed didn’t even play Bayonetta (or Bayo 2) in the first place.

Uh.. Barret.. I think the remake version is based on a porn star:

*whispers* I like that movie

I don’t see why people are so upset about after this news. It all sounds great, honestly.
I’d love if they split Final Fantasy VII up into three parts(as it was in disc form) and added a substantial enough amount of new and unique content in each release. I don’t think separating it like this would impact the amount of…

And more infos with better translation this time: (credit to Gematsu)