I like this train of thought.

THOSE EYES

At 44, I make similar requests.

My pediatrician recommended Benadryl for children before flights. It eases the pressure in the ears, and tends to make them a bit sleepy.

Wow Ford’s put that drift button on more than the RS I guess.

I’ve never understood the “Everything belongs on the center console” design. I think it’s only appealing if you’re a 4'10" soccer mom who’s always complaining that you can never see over the dashboard.

Inflatable? Sorry, low hanging fruit, thats nice looking willys

I get funny looks when I wear nude spandex yoga pants and a halter top when I fly, but never have been confronted about it. I guess that’s my 43 year old white male privilege showing.

What happens if you get a boner?

Look, this car has four pop-up headlights, so... argument over, I think.

Why fix your broken ice breakers when you can kill the EPA and enact measures that will quickly melt the ice in the Arctic ?

Actually, you used to be able to buy mufflers with spark plugs in them, for that specific purpose.

I wish catalytic converters worked the way the author described. Every car would have an afterburner, there would be flames everywhere on the road. It would be awesome.

Opposite impression here.

In Chrysler’s defense, they have the rental minivan market pretty much covered.

floating cat food

Where they were going they didn’t need “roads.”

The police have released an image of the driver that night:

“When the Navi’s a rockin...”

Hey fellow mustang owners....Stop making all of us, who can actually drive our cars without crashing, look bad.