ITHINKYOURKEYBOARDISBROKEN. :/

Thank you, I really appreciate that. I'm definitely a giant jerk at times like everyone but I'll think I'm pretty alright. I was fortunate to have been her husband (still am technically... It's an endless divorce process when the other person runs off somewhere and won't cooperate) but I just couldn't do it anymore. I…

Thank you very much. I hope so, too. It's too late for us but not for her. She's young and brilliant and really very special and I hope she has become, or can someday become, free of it. 20 months later, I miss her every day but not that life. It was terrible.

You guys are awesome and nice work. Seriously super. I wish my beautiful, brilliant, best friend and wife could have quit drinking so I didn't have to end our marriage last year. :(

Oh, definitely a Joey Lawrence "Woah" and not a Biblical Job "Woe". :)

Yes, you are correct. My apologies. But in that must be figured an increase in income each year which I am fortunate to be able to count on. So the ratio of rent increase to salary increase are such that it's still something I am good with. Thanks for the correction., though... sometimes we're formulating responses…

You actually go through life like this? Speaking to people like that? Why the need to condescend to people and tell them they're "stupid"? What do you get from that? It's really a terrible style.

Man, are you a classic case or what? On your death bed you will be richer than me, for sure. But you will have spent your life being a complete fucking dick who calls people names, insults people, makes fun of people, judges people and acts like a spoilt, whiney, know-it-all who thinks the world should live to his…

$25 per month X 12 months = $300 X 5 years = $1500.00

A homeless girls said that? lol. That's kinda strange. But I'd rather laugh with the Serfs than cry with the Lords, my friend.

Aww, I'm wrong, wrong, wrong again?! Woah, is me! I'm so dumbz!

Well aren't you a condescending prick? You must be an awesome landlord to call when something needs fixin'!

Are you for real with this? Maybe find a decent apartment with a responsive landlord?

I wanna see Frank Caliendo's impression.

"So spankings can work just as well as other methods...blah, blah"

Ok... gonna have to scream this one....

Hey kids... go outside and play.

C'mon, guy, this is just dumb. Lol. The jar of sauce you disdain would actually be the true "Hack".

I think that you being an advocate for child abuse pretty much shows you actually didn't turn out so well and indeed have "issues".

In my particular city we built our NFL stadium with tax money and we, as consumers, paid in full for it. We also continue to give massive tax breaks to the team for the blessing of their presence. The owners also have a deal wherein most of the parking and concession money generated by footbal games played in said…