Grow a beard or shave.

Green clovers?

When I was a teenager my older sister came upon a group of asshole teenagers messing with a tiny black cat, dunking it in a wading pool, blowing smoke it it’s face, making him drink beer, tossing and dropping him repeatedly. She took him from them and brought him home. He was a mess. Half-drunk cat with various cuts…

Was that a Benny Hill episode? Those guys running around in a half circle, bleeding dude almost upside, looking for an exit from the ring and never finding it. Someone soundtrack please!

yeah... except for the part that your dead wrong bc you’re using Ice Cream Face Gucci Mane in your argument and it’s not even his work. Fucking dur.

No... the face tattoo was the one that his work, on the left, was copying. Mocking even. The ice cream face guy is an internet putz from long ago.

Hey, pardon me for being, I guess, such a shitty American, but Jesus Christmas, can we someday get away from elevating the American soldier and the military to the position of the most special, awesome, magical standard of bravery, courage, and contribution to American life? Everything from orgies of adulation at…

Oh, ok. So exactly no credit goes to Bishop bc it was a lacking Rangers offense. Rangers had 22 shots on goal. So that means they won 22-2, right? No, of course not, bc Bishop stopped those 22 shots. You’re an idiot. Now go buy some salve because your butt is hurt.

Lol. That’s not actually how quotation marks always work. Way to correct someone while being wrong about said thing. Go back to thinking up 1001 ways to sneak your dope onto a plane. Idiot.

Don’t be so pedandtic. You specifically said “care”. Attendance figure imply the level of caring. I assume you’re living elsewhere so you’d have no clue except to boringly try to rag on Tampa for their supposed lack of sports-caring. Your comment set out only to do that. The Rays situation is completely different in…

Ok, I’ll reply to your stupid-ass comment. You know that Lightning sell out practically every single game of the season, right? You know that they rank # 9 in league attendance this year over cities like Vancouver, St. Louis, Ottawa, Anaheim, NY (Islanders), etc., right? If you don’t know those things then shut the…

Lately I’ve enjoyed stopping replying extensively to people I think need replying to and have started to go with, “oh, shut the fuck up.” It’s awesome because most people are entitled, smart-ass know-it-alls and deserve only that. So you, sir, for being your pretentious twat self,

Except you’re the idiot that drew the comparison initially. Good lord.

Except for the fact, you dumb fuck, that Chelsea is 2nd in goals scored in the league and 3rd in total per-game possession time. Your insinuation that they sit in the goal box and kick the ball away into the stands is moronic and unfounded. Sorry they beat your club all the time.

My son’s mother and I named him Liam 17 years ago. I like to think he got in before the trend. Worse, my cousin - to whom I am not close, I only learned this on Facebook - named her son Liam but spells it “Leigham”. Yes she did. tragically awful. I feel bad for him. He’s like 3 yrs old. School is gonna be rough.…

Comes from goats. Tastes like goats.

Egad, that’s a lot of words for a person who couldn’t be bothered to find out. It’s the Internet, you can just click a few buttons and cure that “total ignorance about his background and fame”, ya know.

Oh, hello, Madonna... Thanks for dropping by.

I bought a Casper mattress a couple months ago. I love it. It's awesome. But if it's gonna be a Jenner/Kardasian thing then I'm glad im still inside the 100 day trial period. This family ruins everything!

Instant mashed potato flakes are a perfect thickener if the chili is ready go but is a bit too thin. It doesn't really add any noticeable potato flavor and it gives the chili the body it needs. Works great.