This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

I wanted to say “with his normal accent” but I wasn’t sure and didn’t feel like looking it up. Also, you would think I would know that since he’s my secret boyfriend. But whatever.

Don’t just stare at the cake, eat it!

I know I say this on every wedding-related post but you guys I miss I Thee Dread :(

Chiming in here as a medical professional who also runs a sex shop:

Oh, I forgot this:

Ahem. Sov’s ‘terrible fake patois’ is how everyone her age talked back them on the estate where she lived. It’s class-based, not race-based, and she wasn’t/isn’t faking anything.

There are cosplayers who could come up with some great stuff for this thing. This Gala needs some cosplayer plebs to freshen up the joint.

There are so many amazing things being made today that combine 3-D printing or laser cutting with traditional textiles! I can only dream about the incredible things I’d wear if I could snag an invitation, call up a designer for a custom gown, and hire a solid hair/makeup team to wait on me. And yet half of these…

STOP WITH THE EYELINER.

I’m pretty sure she’s laying down her life to resurrect Jon, whom she believes to be the savior (Prince who was Promised, etc). Too bad, I liked the Red Woman.

Best song off the album.

I yell at the television so much when that show is on... mostly at the bride’s family and friends who I always feel don’t know them at all.

This is EXACTLY where my mind went. But I want them to hold their tutoring sessions at SUR

THAT IS THE BEST DOUBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER SEEN.

Not only did I not know who any of these people were, but I had to Urban Dictionary “boothang” before I figured out that you had smushed together “boo thang” and not “boot hang.” I am not with it.

Thank you. I’m tired of people jumping at every chance to slam Bernie when he doesn’t detail specific plans to fix everything. That’s what a cabinet is for. That’s what advisors are for. That’s why you hire and appoint smart, competent people to help you figure out how best to realize your vision. The president is a…

Kim is so nasty. Spandex workout attire, a baseball cap, heeled booties, and a giant fur coat?

About. Damn. Time.

How is Rabbies Formed?