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Can anyone explain why I can’t find Feinstein on this list? I guess two Senators apparently didn’t vote, but I can’t figure out why?

...humid surreality of Hollywood? It is indeed a surreal Hollywood if it is humid. This desert shit out here is dry

But is this a problem with the medical care we provide our prisoners, or the medical care made affordable and available to citizens? We’re pointing our fingers at the wrong culprit here

This is precisely why I’m such a huge fan of birds. They’re the easiest form of wildlife to see in cities, so they’re the best way to get kids hooked on nature - at least, that’s how it worked for me.

Fair re: Jones and Zamata, although I would argue that Wong definitely could be included. Her recent(ish) special was great

I mean, if you’re going to complain about it, then actually give me some names. I couldn’t come up with any of the top of my head, which says more about me and the state of mainstream standup comedy, but this is your chance to educate me! Who would you suggest?

Ali Wong, Wanda Sykes, Sasheer Zamata, Leslie Jones, Aparna Nancherla, Nicole Byer, etc etc

Is Cocoa Brown not a black female? Don’t get me wrong, the trailer clearly needs more diversity, but still

+1 could totally happen don’t even hafta be drunk sex is whoopsies sometimes

I could have sworn he used the word ‘hegemony’ in his lyrics and was really impressed till I went to Rap Genius to double check and it just turns out that ‘like a gym to me’ sounds like ‘hegemony’ and I’m an old who needs their ears checked.

Whaddup LA! I’ll be there too!

Counterpoint: Casino Royale was wildly over-rated

This is the one that got me. No child will ever look up to Trump the way that child looks at President Obama

I’m so glad this comment is up top cos I came here to say just this. It’s not about wanting to kill everyone’s fun - 2016 sucked, but 2017 will be even worse if we can’t face the facts about the consequences of our actions, even if those actions make us feel warm and fuzzy in the short term.

Fun fact I learned yesterday while distractedly watching the LEGO movie: Steve Mnuchkin was an executive producer. For a movie about a bad guy named President Business. Life imitates art?

I would have been such a fervent SPUGer. Hell, if I didn’t have bigger fish to fry, I’d even be tempted to revive it today. Useless Giving is biggest (but not singular) reason I hate Christmas (other reasons being non-stop Christmas music, constant reminders of America’s stubborn commitment to prioritizing

I don’t see how you drew that conclusion from this. It’s about hairdressers getting training. They won’t be required to do anything, but at least they’ll understand a little bit better what they can do if a client comes to them for help. Gossipy assholes are gonna gossipy assholes no matter what laws we pass.

You are a woman. That IS the target demographic. I’m sorry you have to go through this fear. :(

This! It’s not the reclining I mind so much as the jostling of my tray table. Recline is fine, just make up your mind