TWO Paul Blart movies.

It doesn’t seem like she got a real invitation just a vague “we should play golf sometime.”

Addendum: eat it, lumpy

Because nothing says “these sexual allegations aren’t true” like the Catholic Church!

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

Suck it, fucko.

Holy shit, I snort-laughed at that 2nd tweet.

Jfc at the Pavarotti thing lol.

I’ve always loved how he talks about being from Levittown like it’s Compton or something. Better not mess with this guy- he grew up in America’s first mass suburb!

“Some of my best friends have children.”

That’s fair, though I have to imagine that a) you could find some incredibly amusing statistics if you dug into the data, which would basically demonstrate that the demographic bloc most committed to preventing “socialized medicine” is the same demographic bloc that’s on Medicare, and b) you could probably also find…

I have always wondered how makeup companies got away with that. It is SO obvious that the lash are fake. Show me what the mascara can REALLY do and I’ll buy it. For now, I’ll stick with my Maybelline Great Lash in the pink and green tube.

Your parents were prescient by naming you “Notyourfriend”

You’re right, someone with an unconventional name totally deserves everything that bitch gets.

Finds are happening all over - the ruins of a settlement on Vancouver Island that was thought to be a local First Nations legend were found recently...and turns out that ancient village was 14,000 years old. As in “there during the last ice age” old.

Look at that, two completely different outlooks on mental health. You have Harry here opening up about how people should seek aid and talk about it, while in the USA, you have Donald Trump trying desperately to hide the fact that he has a serious mental illness.

Harry has never been the posterboy for British stiff upperlipness (is that a word?). His openness is refreshing and it doesn’t suprise me at all. Good for him!

Coachella needs to pay me to go there.

If conservatives cared about hidden costs, there we’d already have free IUDs and high-quality pre-k for all, paid parental leave, prisons that actually rehabilitate criminals, and the “debate” over climate change would be a problem of the past.

Aw early Scully